Life, or Things I Learned Tonight, or "I'm fillin' in for a guy who lost his foot on this thing yesterday. . ."

Things I learned tonight;

1. two day old coffee that has been reheated in a microwave tastes just like it sounds
2. Taco Bell done right messes me up inside
3. rain slows holidays down
4. there are few sounds I like hearing more than old friends' voices on my phone
5. I think that I come across as bitter and condescending to everyone that isn't used to me
6. I am my facebook profile
7. 4:15 am is far too early to go to sleep