Jokes

We told some jokes at YL club last night, some of which were improvised:

1. What do you get when you cross a Chicken and a truck?

A dead chicken.

2. What do you get when you cross Steven Segal and a ninja?

A dead Steven Segal

3. What do you get when you get when you cross Zac Effron and a 12 year old girl?

Two Zach Effrons (appologies to Z.E. fans)

4. What do you get when you cross Jay Leno and Al-Qaeida?

Osama Chin Laden


Sorry.